Colorado Trippin’

by | Jul 19, 2024 | Stories

This leaving on our Colorado trip has NOT gone well!  We knew we could get a later start because we planned a shorter day.  We didn’t plan on the slide getting persnickety again. 

Did I say persnickety?  I meant STUBBORN.  It refuses to work.  Period!  We had it halfway extended to more conveniently load the fridge.  When we went to get ready to leave, it refused to go in all the way.  Then it refused to go out. It will only extend and return about 1 inch.

The words apply.  Not a picture of our camper.

Jayco Melbourne Prestige RV towing Jeep Cherokee

What are our options?

1. Don’t go—

a. Unthinkable!  We’ve looked forward to this trip to watch Leah play in a soccer tournament for a couple months.

b. We’re hauling Leah’s family’s laundry soap, fabric softener, and sunscreen because their family is flying.  We know the Denver area or my sister Evelyn, who lives there has none of these items.  They will be doomed without us.

2. See if the RV Dealership is available to answer any questions

a. Impossible!  I left a message; but no one has called back.

b. What are the chances they could identify and fix the problem within the next hour or so?  Like I said, impossible!

c. Roy & Sandy-Quit shaking your heads and rolling your eyes.

d. Andy & Kayla:  Rember my quote/motto when you have a camper, “It’s always something.”  Expect it and enjoy it!  Or let me write a story about it.  😊

3. Find the number for the Jayco Factory Customer Service Department in Indiana

a. They’ve been very helpful in the past.

b. Followed the telephone recording prompts and reached a “real” person. 

c. Might be this.

d. Might be that.

e. Helpful customer rep directed Scott to the slide electronics panel located near the floor in a narrow space because the slide is not extended.

i. Isn’t it ironic that the emergency slide panel is located where you can’t get at when the slide is in and when access needed in an emergency….unless you’re a leprechaun. 

ii. Can you see well enough to see what button to push?  Barely!

iii.  How many times does it flash red?  Okay, how many times does it flash green?

iv.  Sounds like a short in the wiring.  We know from previous experience the wiring runs behind the bathroom sink cabinet through the wall and out somewhere. 

f.  Today’s driving time is quickly evaporating.  So is “someone’s” patience.

g.  What to do?  What to do?

4.  Leave for Colorado today—What does that mean?

a. Gets our RV out of our driveway where we’re only allowed by our Homeowners Association to park for a very short period of time. 

b. No operational slide unless a bump in the road shakes something loose and it starts working again.  Could we be so lucky?  Fingers crossed!

c. Slide not working  means:

i. The fridge door only opens part way.  That’s ok. It’s enough to slide my skinny arm in and drag out our grub. The mini wine bottles are perfect.

ii. More importantly, we will not have our usual sleeping arrangements.  Our Queen size murphy bed will not come down from the wall without the slide extended.

1. Good news is that our “kitchen” table lays down to make a bed.

a. This  “bed” is the widest.’

b. Which ones of us needs wide?

2. Good news is that that we can remove the back cushions on the couch for a narrow twin size sleeper.

a. This “bed” in longer.

b. Which one of us needs longer?

3. Betting is now open on Who will sleep Where.  Come on….Have some fun.  I’ll send our address to collect your wagers.  We’ll probably need to raise some repair $.  Don’t ya love my sense of humor?  At least I do and that’s all that matters.

5. Not in the mood to bet on the sleeping arrangements.  Then try this one.  Who thinks there will be another travel related story on this 11-day trip?  Hint:  It seems to be when I’m most prolific.  Don’t be shy with your comments. On your mark, get set, go!

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